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This is the best stuffing ever. Put this recipe in your blog and smoke it:
Ingredients:
 1½ pounds sweet Italian sausage cooked and drained  2 tablespoons olive oil  1 extra-large yellow onion, chopped 7 large celery ribs, chopped 4 garlic cloves, minced  6 ounces pancetta, diced  6 cups day-old, finely diced French bread  3 cups crumbled unsweetened cornbread  ½ cup butter, cubed, cold 1 tablespoon ground sage  1½ tablespoons poultry seasoning 1 teaspoon salt  2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese  1 cup Parmesan cheese  1 cup toasted pine nuts  4-5 cups chicken or turkey broth 2 tablespoons chopped fresh sage  large Parmesan shavings
Directions:
 Heat oil in large skillet on medium. Sauté pancetta for 2 minutes.  Add onion and celery and cook until translucent. Add garlic and cook another 3 minutes.  Mix together breads and ¾ cup toasted pine nuts in a large mixing bowl. Add cheeses and cooked sausage to the breads. Mix together with the dried seasonings.  Add sautéed veggies with any pan drippings.  Slowly add broth and stir until mixed thoroughly. The consistency should not be soupy, but very moist. If not, add more broth.  Test for saltiness and add a dash more if needed.  Place in an extra deep 9-inch-by-13-inch greased pan.  Dot the top with the cubed butter and cover with foil. Bake at 375° for 45 minutes.  Remove foil and bake another 15 minutes or until slightly crusted on the edges.  Top with remaining toasted pine nuts and chopped fresh sage. Add shaved cheese just before serving.

This is the best stuffing ever. Put this recipe in your blog and smoke it:

Ingredients:

1½ pounds sweet Italian sausage cooked and drained 
2 tablespoons olive oil 
1 extra-large yellow onion, chopped
7 large celery ribs, chopped
4 garlic cloves, minced 
6 ounces pancetta, diced 
6 cups day-old, finely diced French bread 
3 cups crumbled unsweetened cornbread 
½ cup butter, cubed, cold
1 tablespoon ground sage 
1½ tablespoons poultry seasoning
1 teaspoon salt 
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese 
1 cup Parmesan cheese 
1 cup toasted pine nuts 
4-5 cups chicken or turkey broth
2 tablespoons chopped fresh sage 
large Parmesan shavings

Directions:

Heat oil in large skillet on medium. Sauté pancetta for 2 minutes. 
Add onion and celery and cook until translucent. Add garlic and cook another 3 minutes. 
Mix together breads and ¾ cup toasted pine nuts in a large mixing bowl. Add cheeses and cooked sausage to the breads. Mix together with the dried seasonings. 
Add sautéed veggies with any pan drippings. 
Slowly add broth and stir until mixed thoroughly. The consistency should not be soupy, but very moist. If not, add more broth. 
Test for saltiness and add a dash more if needed. 
Place in an extra deep 9-inch-by-13-inch greased pan. 
Dot the top with the cubed butter and cover with foil. Bake at 375° for 45 minutes. 
Remove foil and bake another 15 minutes or until slightly crusted on the edges. 
Top with remaining toasted pine nuts and chopped fresh sage. Add shaved cheese just before serving.

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Bella: The what now?
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LMAO.

*OBNOXIOUS HEAVY BREATHING* I think this actress’s portrayal of Stewart’s performance is spot on!!

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jennifermorris:

Just got Burn After Reading for £2.99 from a charity shop!!!

British Heart Foundation wins again!

Too bad that movie sucked. Seriously, nothing really happens, except for the dildo chair. (which I admit, is quite amusing)

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I’m thankful for my dog, Duke

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Busted.

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danmeth:

Happy Thanksgiving: P-Cok!
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I constantly quote this song

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danieleric:

welcometothisblogbitch:

copycats:

“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” - Neil Young
originally by Will Smith
(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)

This might just be the best cover I have ever posted.  Neil Young played this last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and the universe was complete.

Hopefully this is a sign that everyone will stop laughing derisively when l say that Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is a damn good show.

1) I don’t seem to recall you saying that before

2) I completely agree with you, despite the fact I don’t like Jimmy Fallon at all

3) Slow Jam the News is the best segment ever

How could you watch that and “not like Jimmy Fallon at all”?!

What I meant was I didn’t like Jimmy Fallon on SNL, and I think for the most part he’s still kinda awkward. But on this show, he’s pretty good.

Sum up: I meant “didn’t”

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welcometothisblogbitch:

danieleric:

welcometothisblogbitch:

copycats:

“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” - Neil Young
originally by Will Smith
(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)

This might just be the best cover I have ever posted.  Neil Young played this last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and the universe was complete.

Hopefully this is a sign that everyone will stop laughing derisively when l say that Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is a damn good show.

1) I don’t seem to recall you saying that before

2) I completely agree with you, despite the fact I don’t like Jimmy Fallon at all

3) Slow Jam the News is the best segment ever

Boom.

Boom.

Boom.

I’ve also been known to talk about it on Twitter, and even in real life!

Well, it looks like I’ve been had! also, I don’t use the twit

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