I'm an aspiring stand up comedian and writer. I currently go to UC Berkeley, but that doesn't mean I'm smart or anything.
My email is daniel dot eric dot lopez at gmail dot com Tumblelogs I follow:
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adamhrabik
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kevinslane
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frictionlesssuperfeet
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menstrom
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goodtimesgreatoldies
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paulscheer
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comicbooks
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leeleeleelee
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jeffrubinjeffrubin
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chhastakenovermyfreakylife
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thesincerestform
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thisiswhyyourefat
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not-ean
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amandalynferri
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staff
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lookatthisfuckinghipster
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dailybunny
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dailyotter
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whitewhine
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heyo
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garfieldminusgarfield
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dailypenguin
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scottmeetsfamilycircus
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jheath
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streeter
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fmylife
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mattgorman
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joshruben
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welcometothisblogbitch
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jess-agi
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thesecretpostcards
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rickyv
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thedailywhat
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shadeofgrey
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realshaq
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robhuebel
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sarahschneider
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patrickcassels
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january20
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kevincorrigan
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giancarlofiorentini
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azizisbored
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thomasmurray
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jakeandamir
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jakehurwitz
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bustedtees
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caldwelltanner
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mattmelvin
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dangurewitch
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fittythebone
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ragetoons
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klocksien
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jasonmichaels
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missed-connection
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imanasshole
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collegelife
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gay-babies
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wikipediavandalism
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flovemylife
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amironaim
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jjake
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danmeth
I got my first speeding ticket today. I was going 82. Dammit.Was that 82 through a 75 or 82 through a kids’ street hockey game?
82 through a 65
Seriously though…what IS the deal with double-penetration?Wow, I’m definitely going to have to watch this… for reasearch purposes.
Best acting in a porno ever
Just saw "Public Enemies"
Wow. Good movie. Johnny Depp is amazing (as always) and Merion Cotillard was fantastic as his girlfriend. Christian Bale also did well, even though I thought he was weaker then the other two. What I most liked about the movie, though, was that it didn’t give you one side of the story. It went into depth both sides of the battle between Dillinger and the newly formed FBI, while not really painting Bale’s character or the ‘Dillinger’ division (the special branch of the FBI devoted to the capture of Dillinger) as the bad guys (well, except for maybe one or two guys). Overall, a very excellent film. I highly recommend it.
A surefire way to cure any sadness you are feeling
Watch WALL-E.
It is the best movie ever made, and if you don’t agree with me, I’ll go to your house and kick you in the face… with reasons why it is.
The Escapist : Yahtzee's Prototype vs. InFamous Challenge
This is amazing. But watch this first.
Transformers 2 Cracked Article
I wrote an article for Cracked.com about Transformers 2 and how it rapes human souls. Enjoy!
please read this. if you haven’t seen the movie (like me), you won’t have to see it!
So I've been drinking...
…and I probably won’t remember to use this consitantly. Yvonne and I have the same layout which leads me to believe that most default tumblr layouts are seriously lacking.
I really don’t understand the point of these. At all.
Don’t worry, at first, you won’t remember to use it consistantly, and you won’t really understand it. Then, you’ll start following people and blogs that you can’t really find elsewhere, making tumblr basically a necesity. Yes, this has happened to me.
But will you remember to use it consistently? And will it become a necessity?
BOOM! ROASTED!
Your grammar may be good, Lopez, but your spelling could use a little work. You perfect that and you’ll be swimming in ladies.
Yes, I know, I have bad spelling at the moment because I have found out that vodka and lemonade is a delicious and deadly combination. How’s that spelling for you?
HOW THE HELL DO I REBLOG APPROPRIATELY, CONSISTENTLY?! I need the education, hobags.
Auto-reblog for ridiculousness on my dashboard.
What the fuck does that even mean?
auto-reblog just to confuse lisa
So I've been drinking...
…and I probably won’t remember to use this consitantly. Yvonne and I have the same layout which leads me to believe that most default tumblr layouts are seriously lacking.
I really don’t understand the point of these. At all.
Don’t worry, at first, you won’t remember to use it consistantly, and you won’t really understand it. Then, you’ll start following people and blogs that you can’t really find elsewhere, making tumblr basically a necesity. Yes, this has happened to me.
I have no fucking Idea how to add shit without making it look like you wrote it but I’m functionally retarded enough to have figured out how to follow people I know. I hate tumblr so far. I do. Can I even comment on shit or do I have to keep up this gay reblogging business?
ok, so there’s a little space underneath all of the writing when you hit the reblog button. click on that, and you can write all you want. for comments, go to the disqus website. they’ll tell you how to do it from there.
So I've been drinking...
…and I probably won’t remember to use this consitantly. Yvonne and I have the same layout which leads me to believe that most default tumblr layouts are seriously lacking.
I really don’t understand the point of these. At all.
Don’t worry, at first, you won’t remember to use it consistantly, and you won’t really understand it. Then, you’ll start following people and blogs that you can’t really find elsewhere, making tumblr basically a necesity. Yes, this has happened to me.
But will you remember to use it consistently? And will it become a necessity?
BOOM! ROASTED!
Your grammar may be good, Lopez, but your spelling could use a little work. You perfect that and you’ll be swimming in ladies.
Yes, I know, I have bad spelling at the moment because I have found out that vodka and lemonade is a delicious and deadly combination. How’s that spelling for you?
