The Blog Of Daniel

My name is Daniel Eric Lopez, and I'm on here from time to time.

I'm an aspiring stand up comedian and writer. I currently go to UC Berkeley, but that doesn't mean I'm smart or anything.

My email is daniel dot eric dot lopez at gmail dot com Tumblelogs I follow:

That play in the USC-ASU game was the craziest play I’ve ever seen

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Goodbye for now Jahvid Best

At least you went out like a badass. C’mon, did you see that play?

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fuckyeahpixarmovies:

Wall-E’s cameo on The Simpsons

fuckyeahpixarmovies:

Wall-E’s cameo on The Simpsons

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Jon Stewart does a near-perfect Glenn Beck impression.

I love this part so much

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holy shit I'm drunk!

So that dance that I told all you guys about… we ended up not even placing. And we were the best act in the competition.

So… yeah, that’s kinda why I’m drunk.

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thomasmurray:

mattgorman:

adamhrabik:

not-ean:

mejoe:

so-me:

thatryguy:

therivanqueen:

tumblingnoodle:

humanwarmth:

saysomethingclever:

closingwallsandtickingclocks:

iwalktheline:

jessicachu:

(via kreachar)
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BY HARPER LEE

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

stargirl by jerry spinelli <3

dolores claiborne by stephen king.

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Number the Stars by Lois Lowry

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Kushiel’s Dart ~ Jacquelyn Carey

My side of the mountain- Jean Craighead George

props to Dolores Claiborne, mine was Infinite Jest

The Catcher in The Rye - J.D. Salinger

1984 by George Orwell (also, and in an equally significant but entirely different way, America the Book by Jon Stewart)

There have been few books that I have read that haven’t changed my life, but I’m gonna have to go with Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Yep, Slaughterhouse Five.
I liked it so much I got a tattoo.

I’m gonna go with a less known Vonnegut book, Sirens of Titan. I fucking love the shit out of that book, and you should to.

mattgorman:

adamhrabik:

not-ean:

mejoe:

so-me:

thatryguy:

therivanqueen:

tumblingnoodle:

humanwarmth:

saysomethingclever:

closingwallsandtickingclocks:

iwalktheline:

jessicachu:

(via kreachar)

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BY HARPER LEE

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

stargirl by jerry spinelli <3

dolores claiborne by stephen king.

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Number the Stars by Lois Lowry

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Kushiel’s Dart ~ Jacquelyn Carey

My side of the mountain- Jean Craighead George

props to Dolores Claiborne, mine was Infinite Jest

The Catcher in The Rye - J.D. Salinger

1984 by George Orwell (also, and in an equally significant but entirely different way, America the Book by Jon Stewart)

There have been few books that I have read that haven’t changed my life, but I’m gonna have to go with Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Yep, Slaughterhouse Five.

I liked it so much I got a tattoo.

I’m gonna go with a less known Vonnegut book, Sirens of Titan. I fucking love the shit out of that book, and you should to.

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mattgorman:

For anybody wondering what to get me for Thanksgiving.
It could also work as a late Halloween present.

I would marry anyone who got me this.
Hint hint.

For anybody wondering what to get me for Thanksgiving.

It could also work as a late Halloween present.

I would marry anyone who got me this.

Hint hint.

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DickTowel.com

thomasmurray:

adamhrabik:

Always Sunny wins again.

I wish I had $20 to blow (and $6.95 S&H)

I must have this. I’m not even kidding.

Holy. Fuck.

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I always enjoy a good shave

Cause now I know I’m in optimal condition for smoochin’ with ladies

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How dare you suggest this madness to me

How dare you suggest this madness to me

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menstrom:

I managed to fit this into a powerpoint I’m doing for work. In a word: Awesome.

I want to see this power point presentation very much, regardless of how boring it might be

I managed to fit this into a powerpoint I’m doing for work. In a word: Awesome.

I want to see this power point presentation very much, regardless of how boring it might be

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I want this for Christmas. So yeah, work on that for me

(via kborin)

What’s your size? If I’m feeling nice enough I just might get it…

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“

And then: That team that spent $50 million more than any other team, that team with three sure Hall of Famers and as many as four others, that team that bought Milwaukee’s best pitcher and Anaheim’s best hitter and Toronto’s No. 2 starter and Boston’s favorite Idiot and the most expensive player in the history of baseball and so on, that team will win the World Series, and spray champagne on each other, and they will tell you that they won because they came together as a group and kept pulling themselves off the ground and didn’t listen to the doubters.

And then, if you are a not a Yankees fan, you will want to throw up. If you are not a Yankees fan, you are left hoping that next year the randomness of a short playoff series will get the Yankees and allow some other team to win so we can celebrate the hope of Opening Day. And that’s baseball.

Joe Posnanski (via menstrom)

And that’s why I don’t like baseball

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(via keggersofyore)
Holy shit! That’s my fraternity
Fun fact: we’re not allowed to drink with our letters on, so… yeah. I don’t know what the rules back then were.

(via keggersofyore)

Holy shit! That’s my fraternity

Fun fact: we’re not allowed to drink with our letters on, so… yeah. I don’t know what the rules back then were.

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Epic dance video to come

My fraternity is participating in a dance competition (shut up Lisa), and we have won two years in a row (shut up Lisa), and looking for the three-peat. (shut up Lisa)

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