January 2009
37 posts
WatchFNARR FNARR
1.27.09
kevinslane:
menstrom:
qod:
What would be your porn name?
It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on.
ie, mine is Babette Courtland.
I’m glamorous.
Thanks for answering. :)
Sid Hammarstrom <—Hell yeah!
Magellan Adams. Yes, I was a dork as a child, and we had just done the explorer’s unit in my 4th grade class.
Peter Colt. Suck on that, bitches.
3-D porn: innovative and creepy →
(via jess-agi)
I have to say I like how the last sentence has very little, almost absolutely, nothing to do with the article as a whole.
Dammit, The Internet found me out! →
Watchamazing
What song is stuck in your head right now?
You Don’t Know Me- Ben Folds (Feat. Regina Spektor)
1.24.09
thomasmurray:
menstrom:
whytluda:
loosegoose:
mrsatl:
qod:
Whats your cell ringtone?
simian mobile disco - “i believe”
Dethklok- “Deththeme” I love Metalocalypse
Warren G ft. Nate Dogg - Regulators
Vibrate. Always. The last time my phone rang was probably three years ago when the tone was the theme to Magnum P.I.
Usually vibrate, otherwise the Sanford & Son theme song.
...
Digital Love- Daft Punk
I can’t come up...
WatchI was going through some older stuff on Cracked and came across this… I forgot how goddamn funny it was.
25 ways to impress a girl
justinesamantha:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and...
This Definitely Wins My "Favorite Tag On CH" Award →
What's YOUR favorite Girl Scout cookie?
menstrom:
boredintheburbs:
Caramel deLites all the way. And don’t try to tell me they’re called Samoas, because you are WRONG.
Thin Mints without a doubt. I don’t think I can even name another kind.
definitely definitely definitely tagalongs. it’s the definition of fucking perfection.
Watchcollegelife:
“I like my ladies wet and my videos hilarious.”
-Ghandi (discussing ThisCollegeLife.com)
this shiz is awesome
this website = hilarity →
My mom leaves some awesome stuff around the...
so today, I was just rifling through some stuff around my house, specifically in the computer room, and I discovered a wireless mighty mouse (wireless mouse for macs, cause I have a mac). now, I have a mouse for my laptop. awesome!
Love
Me: happy birthday, pencil dick
My Bro: Thanks queef spray
Reminds me of me and my bro (from menstrom)
“People hate people who have theories about people”
– Dr. House
IGN: PlayStation 4 in 3D →
hhhhmmmmm? I’m interested.
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
from the mouths of Gods
(via afghanistanbananastand) (via whatson)
One of my all-time favorite KV quotes.
(via mattgorman)
KV is the best american author. that’s just my opinion, though.
Watchmy excitement for this game makes me cream my pants. it’s basically GTA minus all restraint. check out other videos of this game on IGN.
it. looks. AWESOME.
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
menstrom:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
betweennowandforever:
Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk
Hateship Friendship Courtship Loveship Marriage, Alice Munro
Outliers - Malcom Gladwell (and loving it)
The Areas Of My Expertise by John Hodgeman
one very helpful website →
this could lead to me losing all of my money very quickly
“Always forgive your enimies; nothing annoys them so much”
– oscar wilde
WatchI’ll never get over how funny this is
WatchThe Assumption Song - CollegeHumor video
awesome. it only gets funnier the more you see it.
I'm a sucker for stuff like this →
(via mattgorman)
thank you for this, gorman. thank you.
Watchpatrickcassels:
The official trailer for Crank 2: High Voltage was released this week — at long last.
The original Crank, which was released during the great hyper-real action movie wave of 2005-06 (along with other fantasy action flicks Shoot ‘Em Up, 300, Sin City and Smokin’ Aces), had a refreshingly simple plot: Injected with a unique poison, a hit-man must keep his body’s adrenaline...
