My name is Daniel Eric Lopez, and I'm on here from time to time.

I'm an aspiring stand up comedian and writer. I currently go to UC Berkeley, but that doesn't mean I'm smart or anything.

My email is daniel dot eric dot lopez at gmail dot com Tumblelogs I follow:
April 27

I have an iPhone now

So that happened. Why? Funny story…

I got black out drunk on Easter, vomited all over myself, my brother (who is also very drunk) washes off my clothes without taking my phone out. I punched a hole in his wall for some reason so I feel that we’re even.

I would also like to point out that I’m the classiest person alive.

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