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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>My name is Daniel Eric Lopez, and I’m on here from time to time. 

I’m an aspiring stand up comedian and writer. I currently go to UC Berkeley, but that doesn’t mean I’m smart or anything.

My email is daniel dot eric dot lopez at gmail dot com</description><title>The Blog Of Daniel</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @danieleric)</generator><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>That play in the USC-ASU game was the craziest play I’ve ever seen</title><description>That play in the USC-ASU game was the craziest play I’ve ever seen</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/236613263</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/236613263</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:14:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Goodbye for now Jahvid Best</title><description>At least you went out like a badass. C’mon, did you see that play?</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/236493846</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/236493846</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:52:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahpixarmovies:

Wall-E’s cameo on The Simpsons
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspie5AkJI1qzlu28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahpixarmovies.tumblr.com/post/235281392/wall-es-cameo-on-the-simpsons" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahpixarmovies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wall-E’s cameo on The Simpsons&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/235396271</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/235396271</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:56:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>adamhrabik:

Jon Stewart does a near-perfect Glenn Beck...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="296 "&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/tv-R_zdzGwRLMr9VvrsSwQ" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/tv-R_zdzGwRLMr9VvrsSwQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adamhrabik.tumblr.com/post/235160523/jon-stewart-does-a-near-perfect-glenn-beck" target="_blank"&gt;adamhrabik&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jon Stewart does a near-perfect Glenn Beck impression.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love this part so much&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/235191431</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/235191431</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:23:39 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>holy shit I'm drunk!</title><description>So that dance that I told all you guys about… we ended up not even placing. And we were the...</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234858921</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234858921</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:03:19 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thomasmurray:

mattgorman:

adamhrabik:

not-ean:

mejoe:

so-me:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm2snR3UM1qapr99o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thomasmurray.tumblr.com/post/234593745/mattgorman-adamhrabik-not-ean-mejoe" target="_blank"&gt;thomasmurray&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/234485224" target="_blank"&gt;mattgorman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adamhrabik.tumblr.com/post/234481507/not-ean-mejoe-so-me-thatryguy" target="_blank"&gt;adamhrabik&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234476563/mejoe-so-me-thatryguy-therivanqueen" target="_blank"&gt;not-ean&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mejoe.tumblr.com/post/234462218/so-me-thatryguy-therivanqueen" target="_blank"&gt;mejoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://so-me.tumblr.com/post/234430800/thatryguy-therivanqueen-tumblingnoodle" target="_blank"&gt;so-me&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatryguy.tumblr.com/post/234424991" target="_blank"&gt;thatryguy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://therivanqueen.tumblr.com/post/234329000/tumblingnoodle-humanwarmth" target="_blank"&gt;therivanqueen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblingnoodle.tumblr.com/post/234326705" target="_blank"&gt;tumblingnoodle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://humanwarmth.tumblr.com/post/234325310/saysomethingclever" target="_blank"&gt;humanwarmth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://saysomethingclever.tumblr.com/post/234324191/closingwallsandtickingclocks-iwalktheline" target="_blank"&gt;saysomethingclever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://closingwallsandtickingclocks.tumblr.com/post/234322626/iwalktheline-jessicachu-via-kreachar-to" target="_blank"&gt;closingwallsandtickingclocks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iwalktheline.tumblr.com/post/234320046/jessicachu-via-kreachar-to-kill-a" target="_blank"&gt;iwalktheline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jessicachu.tumblr.com/post/234308879/via-kreachar-to-kill-a-mockingbird-by-harper" target="_blank"&gt;jessicachu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://kreachar.tumblr.com/post/233378490/im-looking-for-100-at-least-so-spread-it-far-and" target="_blank"&gt;kreachar&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BY HARPER LEE&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Picture of Dorian Gray&lt;/i&gt; - Oscar Wilde&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;stargirl by jerry spinelli &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dolores claiborne by stephen king.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Number the Stars by Lois Lowry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy&lt;/i&gt; by Douglas Adams&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kushiel’s Dart ~ Jacquelyn Carey&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My side of the mountain- Jean Craighead George&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;props to &lt;i&gt;Dolores Claiborne&lt;/i&gt;, mine was &lt;i&gt;Infinite Jest&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Catcher in The Rye - J.D. Salinger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;1984&lt;/i&gt; by George Orwell (also, and in an equally significant but entirely different way, &lt;i&gt;America the Book&lt;/i&gt; by Jon Stewart)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;There have been few books that I have read that &lt;i&gt;haven’t&lt;/i&gt; changed my life, but I’m gonna have to go with &lt;i&gt;Slaughterhouse Five&lt;/i&gt; - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yep, &lt;i&gt;Slaughterhouse Five&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I liked it so much I got a tattoo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/marshmallow9/tumblr_kso680kh4L1qz99fbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m gonna go with a less known Vonnegut book, &lt;i&gt;Sirens of Titan&lt;/i&gt;. I fucking love the shit out of that book, and you should to.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234850687</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234850687</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:46:47 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>mattgorman:

For anybody wondering what to get me for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksocdbXaKP1qz9xj5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/234702834" target="_blank"&gt;mattgorman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For anybody wondering &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Look-Birdie-Unpublished-Short-Fiction/dp/038534371X" target="_blank"&gt;what to get me for Thanksgiving&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It could also work as a late Halloween present.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would marry anyone who got me this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hint hint&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234846893</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234846893</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:39:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>DickTowel.com</title><description>DickTowel.com: godofpizza:

thomasmurray:

adamhrabik:

Always Sunny wins again.

I wish I had $20...</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234844940</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234844940</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:35:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I always enjoy a good shave</title><description>Cause now I know I’m in optimal condition for smoochin’ with ladies</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234394342</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234394342</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:33:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>How dare you suggest this madness to me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnvtm9AP91qzn1fqo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How dare you suggest this madness to me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234385859</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234385859</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:24:57 -0800</pubDate><category>facebook</category><category>'hella' IS a word</category></item><item><title>menstrom:

I managed to fit this into a powerpoint I’m doing for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnv5z78mf1qznpcdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://menstrom.tumblr.com/post/234373219" target="_blank"&gt;menstrom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I managed to fit this into a powerpoint I’m doing for work. In a word: Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to see this power point presentation very much, regardless of how boring it might be&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234378577</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234378577</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:16:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I want this for Christmas. So yeah, work on that for me</title><description>I want this for Christmas. So yeah, work on that for me: (via kborin)
What’s your size? If...</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234181946</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234181946</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:15:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"And then: That team that spent $50 million more than any other team, that team with three sure Hall..."</title><description>“And then: That team that spent $50 million more than any other team, that team with three...</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234177131</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234177131</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:08:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via keggersofyore)
Holy shit! That’s my fraternity
Fun...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslt22ihp51qzc53ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://keggersofyore.com/" target="_blank"&gt;keggersofyore&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy shit! That’s my fraternity&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fun fact: we’re not allowed to drink with our letters on, so… yeah. I don’t know what the rules back then were.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234098664</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/234098664</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:14:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Epic dance video to come</title><description>My fraternity is participating in a dance competition (shut up Lisa), and we have won two years in a...</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233776536</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233776536</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:00:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Woohoo!</title><description>godofpizza:

The World Series is over, regular programming can continue now!

WOOHOO ME TOO</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233648596</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233648596</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:11:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOYW- My last golden and me edition</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm27dgPaI1qzn1fqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW- My last golden and me edition&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233367922</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233367922</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:47:37 -0800</pubDate><category>gpoyw</category><category>I &amp;lt;3 dogs</category></item><item><title>fittythebone:

GPOYW- “Whiskey and cheeseballs at The Levee” -...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksls2j5fkt1qzo3zwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fittythebone.tumblr.com/post/233185471/gpoyw-whiskey-and-cheeseballs-at-the-levee" target="_blank"&gt;fittythebone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;GPOYW&lt;/b&gt;- “Whiskey and cheeseballs at The Levee” - &lt;b&gt;edition&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The face of beauty&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233289895</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/233289895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:18:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahpixarmovies:

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Put On Your Sunday...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://danieleric.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/232755474/tumblr_krp5trWk111qzmm64&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahpixarmovies.tumblr.com/post/232747890/fuckyeahdisneysongs-put-on-your-sunday-clothes" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahpixarmovies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdisneysongs.tumblr.com/post/216089931/put-on-your-sunday-clothes-wall-e" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahdisneysongs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Put On Your Sunday Clothes - WALL-E&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/232755474</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/232755474</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:02:55 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>godofpizza:

lookmom:

heart melt.
a little boy with a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksck1aHhPn1qzorm4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://godofpizza.tumblr.com/post/232538834/lookmom-heart-melt-a-little-boy-with-a" target="_blank"&gt;godofpizza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lookmom.tumblr.com/post/228261295/heart-melt-a-little-boy-with-a-neuromuscular" target="_blank"&gt;lookmom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;heart melt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a little boy with a neuromuscular disorder makes a sweet Wall-E&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://danieleric.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;danieleric&lt;/a&gt; will reblog this, just watch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;must… resist… urge.. to reblog…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dammit!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/232608937</link><guid>http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/232608937</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:55:48 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
